Minister unveils National Biscuit Strategy
Fresh guidance on dunking etiquette, crumb safety, and emergency tea pairing.
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Blue Pigeon Badge pilot expands
Three new towns join the official coo-response programme.
Moonlit bus pass rules updated
Travel after dusk now includes festive glow zones and lantern lanes.
Bunting standards consultation opens
Share your views on tassel spacing and wind-friendly pennants.
Emergency teapot response drill
National rehearsal to test whistle alerts and biscuit distribution.
Ribbon-cutting permit checker
A new service to confirm scissors, sash, and fanfare readiness.
Confetti reserve map published
Find your nearest approved sparkle depot before parade season.
Umbrella MOT reminder campaign
Check your canopy, spokes, and dramatic wind resistance score.
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What we do
- We publish guidance on colourful public services, from bunting safety to biscuit ceremony standards.
- We run national programmes that make everyday admin a little less beige and a little more joyful.
- We support departments with policy, research, and practical tools for delightful citizen experiences.
Documents
- Biscuit dunking safety framework (2026 edition)
Guidance
- National bunting standards: tassel and pennant specification
Policy paper
- Moonlit bus pass eligibility criteria
Guidance
- Emergency teapot response protocol
Statutory guidance
- Pigeon Badge scheme: application guide
Form
Our ministers
- Rt Hon. Cordelia Finch-Patel MP
Secretary of State for Nice Things and Pretty Colours
- Alistair Goode MP
Minister of State for Bunting and Ceremonial Affairs
- Priya Solange MP
Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Joyful Services
Our management
- Desmond Quill
Permanent Secretary
- Mirabel Crashaw
Director General, Colourful Public Services
- Theodore Plum
Director General, Biscuit and Teapot Strategy
- Ananya Bright
Chief Digital and Data Officer
Contact DfNtPc
- General enquiries: enquiries@dfntpc.plcreative.love
- Press office: 020 7123 4567
- Biscuit hotline: 0800 123 4567
- Post: Department for Nice Things and Pretty Colours, 1 Bunting House, London, SW1A 1AA