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Latest from Teach Things
- Guidance on ceremonial bunting in windy weather
2 April 2026 | Policy paper
- Minister announces National Biscuit Appreciation Week
2 April 2026 | Press release
- Updated standards for emergency teapot sirens
2 April 2026 | Policy paper
- Quarterly report: queue etiquette across the kingdom
2 April 2026 | Research and analysis
What we do
- We publish guidance on colourful public services, from bunting safety to biscuit ceremony standards.
- We run national programmes that make everyday admin a little less beige and a little more joyful.
- We support departments with policy, research, and practical tools for delightful citizen experiences.
Documents
- Biscuit dunking safety framework (2026 edition)
Guidance
- National bunting standards: tassel and pennant specification
Policy paper
- Moonlit bus pass eligibility criteria
Guidance
- Emergency teapot response protocol
Statutory guidance
- Pigeon Badge scheme: application guide
Form
Our ministers
- Rt Hon. Cordelia Finch-Patel MP
Secretary of State for Nice Things and Pretty Colours
- Alistair Goode MP
Minister of State for Bunting and Ceremonial Affairs
- Priya Solange MP
Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Joyful Services
Our management
- Desmond Quill
Permanent Secretary
- Mirabel Crashaw
Director General, Colourful Public Services
- Theodore Plum
Director General, Biscuit and Teapot Strategy
- Ananya Bright
Chief Digital and Data Officer
Contact DfNtPc
- General enquiries: enquiries@dfntpc.plcreative.love
- Press office: 020 7123 4567
- Biscuit hotline: 0800 123 4567
- Post: Department for Nice Things and Pretty Colours, 1 Bunting House, London, SW1A 1AA